Uni-English

One usually has heard of American English, Queen's English, and Hindi English (also known as Hinglish). Uni-English is a new type of English. It is actually quite old, but this is the first time it is being described.
The University conducts a workshop every year, always on the same topic, and invites heads of certain departments from medical colleges in the city as delegates to learn the stuff they teach every time. The topics are the same, and the contents are the same. The speakers are also the same, and usually their English is also same as at the previous times. After all they do not see any reason to improve something that they believe is superb, and what is applauded every time. I jotted down the following sentences from the speeches in one of the workshops, and then forgot all about it. I was sorting out my drawer today, and got hold of it. I thought I must share this stuff with you, because I believe in sharing fun. I could compile different sentences uttered in successive workshops, but I think the samples should suffice.

1. To conduct whole workshop may not be able to possible.
2. Another important thing we are there is ...
3. There is a chapter full on anemia.
4. I feel very proud to see you people talking to you people.
5. Whatever we have done in the last ten twenty years.
6. It is also very very important.
7. The module is very very clear.

We shall call this Uni-English. It is spoken by enthusiasts in University Workshops. Uni is short for University, and has nothing to do with the 'uni' one uses to imply one. The last three examples border on Hinglish (check out the bold letters to know why).