I wanted to write that they gave me this Hotei made of pure gold, but I knew no one would believe it. No one makes sculptures of pure gold for giving to someone else, no matter how accomplished or how well liked. So I will write the truth. I made this sculpture myself, in 3D, on my computer. I have put it here so that I can share my happiness at this creation with you all. I know there must be scores of others who could have sculpted better than this, but then I am willing to bet there will be no Gynecologist who can do it like me.
(Note: Hotei is erroneously called 'Laughing Buddha' by many people.)
