Funky Topics For CME?

I got an invitation to attend a continuing medical education (CME) program. The letter said it was organized by All India Coordinating Committee of RCOG West Zone in association with a local obstetric and gynecological society. RCOG was short for Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists. I went through the program. There was a list of topics, the meaning of the topics in brackets (parenthesis) and the speakers. The list of topics in the anatomy section and their meanings was as follows.

Topic	Meaning in brackets
Gate way to Pandora’s box
Scary womb	Uterus and adnexa
Do or die	Internal iliac artery
Dodgy ureter	Anterior abdominal wall
Hurdles in girdles	Bony pelvis
Tricky passage	Pelvic floor
Distress to de-stress	Urethra
Tears bring tears	Perineum
Hot spot	Clitoris

If not for acquiring knowledge, someone may be tempted to attend the CME just to find out why they named the topics so. I am not going to attend, so I will never know.